The Coolest Stuff Ever

What do you do when you're bored and waiting for a video to load? Well the old, quick cure for boredom was googling yourself. Yeah, well it gets boring quickly...I'm a photographer and lawyer and real estate agent. Maybe if I were like a famous actress or athlete it would be more interesting...well not if I were an athlete. Sports and I never mixed well.
The point is what do you google when you get bored of googling yourself. Well, my solution? The coolest stuff ever. I tried shoes first and was quickly disappointed. Those are the coolest shoes ever? Really??? What do they do? Besides sitting on your feet and looking strange. Well, moving on to the coolest car. Hmmm...not such a smart idea. I mean they look nice but I know nothing about cars. What about the coolest shirt? Well, let's just say that the coolest shirt isn't that cool. Unless of course you like those cheesy shirts that you can buy at gas stations and truck stops. Then, it's pretty awesome. The coolest pants? Well I really don't see that many pants actually. I see shirts about pants but only a few pants and they aren't cool. The coolest dress, then? There's got to be something there! And success. I have to say that the hamburger dress is pretty much the coolest thing I've ever seen....ever.....http://blog.craftzine.com/lores_HamburgerDress(front).jpg.
Besides that I think the game fails though. Really people's opinions of cool are way lower than I expected.