Showing posts with label awesome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awesome. Show all posts

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Oh, Computer

Currently, I'm having issues with my computer hating me. I tried to open Word and it wouldn't open. I tried opening it again and it opened but had issues when I tried to open my document. The third time it opened my document, but when I clicked on it to start typing it immediately crashed. Hopefully, the fourth times the charm.

In other news, I'm an evil genius. I have a couple of elaborate and hilarious plans that I'm very excited about. One involves an expensive haircut and a wig though, so I don't know if that will work out well. The other involves going to the midnight premiere of the new Twilight movie. I can't reveal any details because that would ruin my plans, but they will be awesome!

On the not so awesome side, a person dressed as a drop of blood at school to promote our blood drive walked up behind me and started dancing. I was terrified.

Monday, November 2, 2009

One Of The Best

So, let's just take a moment to consider how awesome I am.

Who else is awesome enough to have a sparkly non-functioning microphone that they can use to lip sync along with songs both great and embarrassingly bad? That's right. There's no hair brush singing for me! I have a glittery microphone.

Also, how many people do you know who actually appreciate being called crazy. I mean, I'm strange. I'm unusual. I say things that don't even make sense to myself. So, call me crazy! It's just like saying that I'm being myself.

I've currently written 7,490 words for NaNoWriMo. I'm so going to get to 50,000!!!

Tonight I'm watching Sailor Moon. Tomorrow, I'm reading Aristotle.

I'm seriously considering going to the midnight premiere of the new Twilight movie for the soul purpose of annoying Twilight fans by rooting not for "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob" but for a really lame character that no one likes. That's just the kind sort of person I am.

Today, my friends and I were talking about scholarships at lunch. One friend said to the other, "You know you're sister can get a scholarship for being left handed." The other friend said, "I didn't know that." Both the first friend and I thought that she meant she didn't know her sister was left handed. I pointed out how ridiculous it was that we assumed that the left handed scholarship was common knowledge.

Also, today, before my sister got home from school I taped a sign to the back of her closet which reads "Narnia is down for maintenance at this time. Please try again later. Sorry for the inconvenience. -Aslan."

Do I really need to go on? I surely could, but it may seem a little self-centered. (That's an understatement. It's a form of satire. Yay, English!)

I'm so awesome.