School's Out

It is summer. On this day those words transcend all others. If someone were to be told that they'd won a million dollars they would probably react by saying, "HOLY FUDGE MUFFINS! I just won a million DOLLARS! And IT'S SUMMMMMER!!!" Because winning a million dollars during the school year is so inconsequential. I mean a million dollars just makes a bad day good. But a million dollars on an already awesome day? That is pretty freaking cool. It is summer.

Unfortunately, I did not win a million dollars today, but I did have a need for a toothbrush. I've been kicked out of my room by my grandparents so I've been staying at my friend's house. Of course I took my toothbrush because while I am certainly not neurotic about my dental hygiene, I do like to brush my teeth everyday, twice a day. Well, in order for tomorrow's plans to go much more smoothly I am spending the night at my own house, instead of my friend's. Earlier I went and got some necessities: my computer, a few changes of clothes, deodorant, a few books, etc.

Everything except of course my toothbrush.

Well luckily for me my mom was able to provide a toothbrush that she was 98% sure had never been used. With my luck, in that 2% chance that it was used, it was probably used on a dog's teeth or to clean a toilet seat. It's no matter though because when I saw the toothbrush it was clear to me that it was completely awesome. The 98% new guarantee came along with an entertaining and fun toothbrush that looks like a Crayola marker. Yes, that's right. My toothbrush is so cool a four year old would use it.
But alas, this toothbrush is too intense for a small child to use. The tiny bristles are clearly meant for extreme precision tooth brushing.

But wait! There's more. My toothbrush sticks to the mirror. Yeah, you heard me. It has a cool suction cup convenient for sticking your toothbrush to a mirror or window or even refrigerator.
I bet your toothbrush isn't that cool.
So, summer is an exciting time filled with amazing events such as using an extreme -precision- marker -shaped- suction -cup- toothbrush device. I hope that your summer is just as awesome (as if that's possible).