Cold Medicine

I believe I am sick since I have a stupidly stuffy nose and a neat dizzy feeling whenever I do anything that isn't sitting completely still. Still I am not a doctor so I could be wrong. Anyways because I believe I am sick I decided to take some cold medicine. This seems like a good idea if you are anyone but me.

But since I am me, it is a rather bad idea. As my friends will tell you, me taking cold medicine can result in me acting like a lunatic. While taking cold medicine I have crazy dreams and think they are real, I write blogs about the rights of chocolate covered gummy bears, I forget what I'm doing almost every other minute. It's not a pretty sight, but I am sick and taking cold medicine is a risk I am willing to take.

As my luck would have it, I have to work today. Sure, I could call in sick, but I really need the money so that's not an option. Instead I will try to resist the urge to sneeze and sniffle for three hours. It wont be easy, but I think I can manage it. After all my job pretty much consists of pressing the right buttons on the cash register and cleaning tables.

On the bright side I think I might say tomorrow is going to be a sick day, which would give me plenty of time to waste on the Internet. Maybe I'll get so bored that I'll actually do something productive like my homework or researching colleges. Or maybe I'll just watch That 70's Show.

Strangely enough I actually think I'm really attractive when I'm sick. I mean if you can get over the mucus-y nose, then I look pretty good. Though I also think I'm pretty funny when I'm sick and I don't think that's true so maybe not. It's the cold medicine talking.